I mean, they're kind of lizardy? BEHOLD THE FIRST BROOD OF SPLINTER FLEET *insert name here* MWAHAHAHA! I liked the Behemoth colour scheme, so I went for that. They take on the mighty "Tombo" And are apparently victorious. Some of the carapace went blobby, but, eh, close enough. Such a flattering picture.
Just give them some blowpipes and they should be able to pass as some beefy skinks! Tombo the mighty can never be defeated!!! All hail Tombo. TOM-BO, TOM-BO, TOM-BO!!!
Here's an ordinary interaction with Tombo. Tom:Mrow! Me:Where are you Tom? Tom:Maaaow! *out the front door* Me:*opens front door* what? Tom:*walks in like he owns the place* *Tombo then goes out the cat flap in the back door* Why? Just why cat?
My wife's cat would never let me do that; he has already disposed of several unattended Bretonnian shields that I have yet to find scattered around the house...
Imagine unassembled prize possessions in a cardboard box on the floor in the guest bathroom. Neighbour and cat from identical apartment next door come to visit. Days later I discover prized possessions must look a lot like kitty litter. The happy news is that the possessions were fiddly mountain bike parts, but at another time in a different universe, they would have been Lustria's finest. Trust not Tombo. His kind is wont to turn their evil side to the Glorious First and rain foul tinkles upon them!
I had to move my poor lizards because he kept jumping on them. He still tries, despite the shelf being higher.