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Forget the Skaven... These are our true mortal enemies!

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Ritual, Apr 21, 2017.

  1. NIGHTBRINGER
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    Sith senses the danger through the force. Evades attack and crushes the cat's throat with force choke. Chars the lifeless body with force lightening just for the hell of it.
     
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    Remember not all sith can use force lightning but all cats can eat face lol
     
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    And this one cat is a wizard. 7th year at Hogwarts, to be specific.
     
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    Vader couldn't use force lightning because of his cybernetics. However, aside from that, any self respecting Sith (and some Jedi too) can unleash force lightning.

    Darth Sidious could take out anyone at Hogwarts. :blackalien:


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    Darth Sidious has about half the power of Voldemort, and Voldemort couldn't kill Harry Potter with an insta-death spell.
     
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    Sidious would destroy Voldemort. Voldemort has no defense against force choke, which Sidious can unleash with a thought. No need for spells/incantations and no need for a wand. Without the force, it can not be blocked or deflected. Voldemort would be under the influence of force choke before he could ever get off is insta-death spell.

    In regards to Star Wars vs. Harry Potter...

     
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    Yet that can't happen since Voldemort is dead. The cat eats off your hands so you can't force choke anymore, then eats your face. Victory to the cat!
     
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    The cat is too slow. Force powers work from a distance. Even is the poor feline could get in close, then it is lightsabering time!!!

    Just to give you a frame of reference as to what your potter friends and cats would be up against...

     
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    I never specified what kind of cat, and cheetahs can get up to 70 mph. That's fast enough to dodge any force power.
     
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  10. NIGHTBRINGER
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    Kylo Ren (a medicore sith at best) caught a blaster bolt in mid air. Obi-wan has deflected bullets in mid air. Sith unleash lightning... lightning travels hundreds of thousands of miles per hour.

    70mph is a joke in contrast. Even an arrow shot from a bow can travel faster than that. We're talking about a simple arrow accelerated by what is essentially a stick and a string.

    Even the mighty Lion, the king of your cats, got taken down by a dentist. No force powers required.
     
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    Lions aren't our kings. Our Queen is known as Bastet, and she is a Demigod. Take that.
     
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    An Egyptian god... where are these gods now I ask?

    Their closest warhammer analogue, the Nehekarans were single handily wiped out by Nagash!

    And Nagash would fall to EU Sidious.
     
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    In Egypt, and besides, Bastet would totally wreck Darth Sidious.
     
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    Lets not forget the expanded starwars uni was killed off but Disney
     
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    Not actively. Those gods have fallen. They are no longer relevant.


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    Goddess of warfare in lower Egypt during ancient times. Not that impressive. One little tie fighter could destroy the entire region's worth of armies.

    Remember Sidious took over the entire galaxy. That is substantially more power. It isn't even close.


    And even in the current cannon, Sidious is disgustingly powerful, cunning and intelligent. Nagash wasn't even the ruler of his planet, Sidious took over the galaxy.

    By the same token Egyptian mythology has been pretty much killed off today as well. And thus Bastet along with it.

    Meanwhile cats get scared by cucumbers and can be easily ensnared within a cardboard box.
     
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    I dont know much about the character...i love star wars but im far to lazy to research people in the universe or really in any fandom I become a part of...but i dont think he took over the galaxy (waved his hand and it was his) i think it was his armies that took over the galaxy.
     
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    Egyptian mythology hasn't been killed off completely. There are still some worshippers. Also, the cucumber fear is just a ruse, and cats in boxes are meditating. We are more powerful than you can imagine.
     
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    Well on yhe cats fearing fruit is bull at least with my cats...my wofe has placed all manner of vegetables around my cats they just sniff and walk away no fear...they do hate lemons though dropped a bit of lime juice on one of there back and he spent a long time rolling around the carpet trying to get it off lol.
     
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    Just as there are a few people who believe in the flat earth. Irrelevant. Meanwhile, Star Wars was sold for $4,000,000,000 USD, and is worth considerably more now.

    More people actually list Jedi on the census form as their religion (look it up, I'm not kidding) than there are believers in Egyptian mythology.


    Actually it isn't... I tested it! Worked exactly like it does in the videos. :p But if you don't believe me, there are many videos of it on YouTube.

    They seem to hate Ginger Ale as well! I gave the cat a whiff of the bottle and it freaked out. Then I placed the empty sealed bottle on the staircase and it took the cat a couple of minutes to muster up the courage to go around it.
     
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    The question is: why a demi-god, that exists on a different Plane, should melee with Darth Sidious? :meh:


    and anyway, the hedgehog is the winner.
     
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