Blog Lord Tombo and His Followers

[NIGHTBRINGER]

Indeed I shall! I even have (Drumroll please) AN IDEA!

All great things start with an idea. Can't wait to see it.

 

[Bluefire]

I mean, they're kind of lizardy?

BEHOLD THE FIRST BROOD OF SPLINTER FLEET *insert name here* MWAHAHAHA!


I liked the Behemoth colour scheme, so I went for that.

They take on the mighty "Tombo"

And are apparently victorious.

Some of the carapace went blobby, but, eh, close enough.

Such a flattering picture.

 

[Bowser]

Luckily for them the mighty Tombo was resting, but if it had there would be no survivors.

 

[Bluefire]

Luckily for them the mighty Tombo was resting, but if it had there would be no survivors.

He rolled over on them a few times. Yet didn't move an inch when I put them on him. My cat is weird.

 

[NIGHTBRINGER]

I mean, they're kind of lizardy?

Just give them some blowpipes and they should be able to pass as some beefy skinks!

Luckily for them the mighty Tombo was resting, but if it had there would be no survivors.

Tombo the mighty can never be defeated!!! All hail Tombo. TOM-BO, TOM-BO, TOM-BO!!!

 

[Bluefire]

Tombo the mighty can never be defeated!!! All hail Tombo. TOM-BO, TOM-BO, TOM-BO!!!

I think I may have started a cult...
oops...

 

[Bowser]

I think I may have started a cult...
oops...

If we could just go one day on the internet without someone starting a cult over a cat picture...

 

[Bluefire]

If we could just go one day on the internet without someone starting a cult over a cat picture...

It's the internet: Kingdom of Kitties. Great Lord Tombo is only one.

 

[NIGHTBRINGER]

Great Lord Tombo is only one.

....one to rule them all!

 

[Bluefire]

All bow to Great Lord Tombo!

 

[NIGHTBRINGER]

Look at how much of an impact Tombo has made with only a couple of pictures. Tombo is famous!

 

[Bluefire]

Look at how much of an impact Tombo has made with only a couple of pictures. Tombo is famous!

I think that you wouldn't like him as much if you lived with him...

 

[NIGHTBRINGER]

I think that you wouldn't like him as much if you lived with him...

Ouch... hahaha. Poor Tombo!

Is he not friendly?

 

[Bluefire]

Is he not friendly?

Here's an ordinary interaction with Tombo.

Tom:Mrow!
Me:Where are you Tom?
Tom:Maaaow! *out the front door*
Me:*opens front door* what?
Tom:*walks in like he owns the place*
*Tombo then goes out the cat flap in the back door*

Why? Just why cat?

 

[NIGHTBRINGER]

Here's an ordinary interaction with Tombo.

Tom:Mrow!
Me:Where are you Tom?
Tom:Maaaow! *out the front door*
Me:*opens front door* what?
Tom:*walks in like he owns the place*
*Tombo then goes out the cat flap in the back door*

Why? Just why cat?

Hahaha... Lord Tombo does as he wishes. Silly cats.

 

[Bluefire]

My model for the golden serpent arrived! Time to stick my fingers together!

 

[Bluefire]

Waiting for the glue to finally stick, I got bored.

 

[Warden]

My wife's cat would never let me do that; he has already disposed of several unattended Bretonnian shields that I have yet to find scattered around the house...

 

[spawning of Bob]

Imagine unassembled prize possessions in a cardboard box on the floor in the guest bathroom. Neighbour and cat from identical apartment next door come to visit.

Days later I discover prized possessions must look a lot like kitty litter.

The happy news is that the possessions were fiddly mountain bike parts, but at another time in a different universe, they would have been Lustria's finest.

Trust not Tombo. His kind is wont to turn their evil side to the Glorious First and rain foul tinkles upon them!

 

[Bluefire]

I had to move my poor lizards because he kept jumping on them. He still tries, despite the shelf being higher.