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If you were trapped in a room with 5 people, which people would you choose?

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Otzi'mandias, Jun 6, 2017.

  1. NIGHTBRINGER
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    That small alligator is a far cry from a giant fire breathing dragon. Even still, I doesn't always end well for the cat...

     
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    I don't even want to open that thumbnail based on the title alone...
     
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  4. Lord Agragax of Lunaxoatl
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    I'll pass too, thanks @NIGHTBRINGER. As for my choices, let me see...

    1. The one I love (so that I can cuddle her and so I know she is safe with me)
    2. General Grievous (so he can use his 4 lightsabers to get us all out)
    3. Garak from Star Trek DS9 (so if the Lightsabers don't work he can rig up some explosives or something to get us out)
    4. Baze Malbus from Rogue One (So if there are enemies on the other side he can blast a way out)
    5. Chirrut Imwe from Rogue One (So he can help Baze out if he gets in trouble)
     
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  5. Ritual
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    How long am I trapped for?
     
  6. Crowsfoot
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    Crowsfoot Guardian of Paints Staff Member

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    Let's just say it doesn't end well for the cat, people that do things like this should be shot.
     
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  7. NIGHTBRINGER
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    I guess that the point stands, cat vs.alligator/crocodile isn't as clear cut as @Otzi'mandias presented it to be.

    As for the people perpetrating actions such as these, they are deplorable, plain and simple.
     
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    In hindsight, it was a bit unclear, I was assuming the confrontation would be on land. Any kitten in the water is not going to win.
    +1
     
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    Hmmm, many sci-fi characters there are. A big star wars fan I sense.:p
     
  10. NIGHTBRINGER
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    In the video the cat does actually make it out onto land, but gets snatched back in. In all fairness though, it is only a small cat. I've seen videos of Jaguar killing a smaller croc (it was still of fair size though) within seconds.

    A battle between the largest cat (a Tiger I suspect) vs the largest of crocodiles would be scary. Of course, the battlefield (water vs. land) would play a critical factor.
     
  11. Otzi'mandias
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    True. Although I guess a dragon would be comfortable with both land and air so I think I may be wrong here.
    @PhoenixTheCat back me up here! How would you beat a dragon?
     
  12. NIGHTBRINGER
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    Simple... you don't (or more specifically a cat doesn't)! Having a 100X plus size advantage, flight and the ability to breathe fire is sort of a trump card (and I don't mean the orange president kind).

    As for how we defeat a dragon... artillery! If 8th edition warhammer teaches us anything, it's that cannons > dragon.
     
  13. Otzi'mandias
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    See, my maths GCSE taught me something else.
    Dragons + Cannon = AWESOME
    As you can see, I passed maths.
     
  14. NIGHTBRINGER
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    This is true... however, you're only further stacking the odds against your beloved cats!
     
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    @Otzi'mandias Here you go, this should be a more achievable battle for a cat...

    [​IMG]
     
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    I don't know, that cat looks very scared. I'm sure @PhoenixTheCat would be braver.
     
  17. Otzi'mandias
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    No, because A level maths taught me that
    Cat + Cannon = Less Skaven
    Which is something all real skinks should be looking to achieve...
    *looks suspiciously at @NIGHTBRINGER*
     
  18. Lord Agragax of Lunaxoatl
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    I agree - a ritual purging with bow, sword and axe! Anyone who is cruel to animals should die a painful death!

    Indeed I am, although I wouldn't be getting myself trapped in a room without the one I love would I? After all, she would need protecting and I wouldn't be able to protect her unless she was in the room with me...

    Did you know a giant anteater can kill a jaguar with one swipe of their claws?
     
  19. NIGHTBRINGER
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    You came up with that theory/equation and you're looking at me suspiciously ;)

    :p

    I did not know that!
     
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    Have a look at this - this is a giant anteater claw.
    [​IMG]
    Giant anteaters normally use these to rip apart termite nests, but can be lethal weapons.

    You certainly wouldn't want a hand full of these bad boys lashing out at you!
     
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