The first step on the path to redemption is to admit the error of one's ways :) (I should have done one a lot sooner)
This took a bit more going back and forth than usual writing - inserting clues, moving clues to different places, trying to make them a little...
In the depths of the void, the Old One's finger crooks. Who can resist his urgent summons? We Honour the Old One Aartzifartzi with sacrifices...
Looks like we can wrap this up. Losers.
I toyed with writing a prequel for the comp - in the style of and immediately following Arthur Conan Doyle's "The Lost World" which would explain...
Conratulations to our (trust)worthy champ - he/she/it stole-garnered one of my votes. In the meantime, I am proud that my piece got zero votes -...
The Case of the Amazonian Prophecy Sherlock Holmes sat idly by the half drawn curtains of his lodgings at Baker Street, alternately scraping the...
I've enjoyed your spider whimpering, as usual. On Friday, I needed to drain my pool onto the lawn, flooding it to top off grass depth. Every wolf...
Sorry to rain on your parade, but aquatic parthenogenesis or astral amphibian psychosis are the more accepted methods of reproduction. That other...
I was on this thread a few days ago, liked something and the left no post. Who is the real winner?
I'm up to 4880 words, and now the hero will monologue about how great he is for another 2000 or so. I'm tempted to let Scalenex try to abridge it...
I think its the eyebrows. Get those right and you have a memorable villain.
3100 words and no one else died Edit: 4000 and only the second victim, and he was only slightly mutilated :( Edit 2: well and truly in the...
More than 2200 words in, and the body count just clicked to one. No Scalenex Cup for me :(
1031 words already, and the characters haven't even got off the couch yet :( I'm going to need a back up idea for the comp for sure.
I have an elaborate plot idea, but no way I can do it in the word limit. I'll write the sucker anyway, but it might be the side show to the story...
Cannibalism, is not my style. Until the apocalypse, after that all bets are off. In related news, I am regarded at work as "most likely to...
[IMG] That gives a very nice intro to my story (the usual payment is on its way) Twas the day before Christmas and Bob was at my Bob's...
Ummm. Visuals? I don't got all day to read my humor...
Whoa. That escalated quickly.