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Discussion GAME OF SCALES(part 1)

Discussion in 'Fluff and Stories' started by Xholankha the lost one, May 7, 2016.

  1. spawning of Bob
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    You are so cute, Jamjar. I hope the mysterious Ghost Writer gives you a bigger part before you inevitably die.
     
  2. JamJar
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    If you think I'm cute, you should see my jam jar collection.
     
  3. spawning of Bob
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    someone should be illustrating this mahrlect.
     
  4. Otzi'mandias
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    Kroxigor?
    'Nuff said.
    :p
     
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    Just caught up. Watch out for a few spelling/grammatical errors.

    Is it just me or is Squeakish a trove for innuendo? I don't mean in the Slaaneshi way either. But I'm just beginning to see the edge of a rabbit hole to a realm of implicit comedy. Hmmmm.

    I honestly have no idea where this story is going. After the death of TWO major characters a few posts ago I was expecting the death tally to suddenly increase. But no. No beheading. No gold poured over anyone's heads. No poisoning. No burning at the stake. I'm not sure if this makes me more on edge or makes me question whether I should be keeping at eye out for character deaths. After all, in the Game of Scales you win or you die, right?
     
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    No, no. This is Game of Scales.

    You are thinking of Game of Scalenex.
     
  7. Otzi'mandias
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    Nah. You just wait for it to start again/sulk in a corner for a while. Or just be dead to start with, like @Scalenex.
     
  8. Slanputin
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    In the Game of Scales you weigh or you die? I'm still trying to get the measure of this game, we'll just have to weight and see.

    I'm dead inside. Does that count?
     
  9. Otzi'mandias
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    Why not take the quick quiz to find out?

    A)Do you laugh when you hurt Skaven?

    B) Do your relatives scream and run away from you?

    C) Do you have any experience of morality?

    D) If a slann fell off his palanquin, would you point and laugh?

    E) Have you ever spoken to a Skaven when you could have killed it?

    F) Would you eat your followers if the food ran out?

    If the answer to all except A) are yes, you are dead inside and truly evil. If you answered yes to all of them except E) and D), you're a standard saurus.
    If you answered yes to all the questions, you're probably part-skaven and should be shot on sight.



    Any help?
     
  10. JamJar
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    This silence in the story is like the calm before the storm. I have a feeling something is building up...


    My quiz results:
    A - yes
    B - only if I laugh while killing rats, otherwise I'd be the one running from my relatives
    C - no comment
    D - no, any sane Saurus would dive under him so he doesn't touch the chaos infested ground. Otherwise I think we'd have to kill the Slann because he's be tainted?
    E - "For the glory of Sotek!"
    F - my lawyer has advised me not to answer that question

    How'd I do?
     
  11. JamJar
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    Actually wait, yeah nah no Saurus would able able to think quick enough to save a Slann from falling. Then again, if it were a really hot day there might be a better chance.

    Maybe if the Slann cast Speed of Light or something while falling...
     
  12. Otzi'mandias
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    I would say that you are just a standard saurus in your cold-blooded -killing attitude, which is about the norm for anyone on this forum.

    But, y'know, for a kroxigor that's pretty impressive . The last one I spoke to thought that he kept building higher pyramids so that the Slann could touch the moon, so A++ for effort.:p:p:D
     
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    I was about to cry foul for you guys losing track and going off topic on this thread. Then I remembered which thread it was.

    Ha ha ha ha. You have no power here, Gandalf the Moderator!
     
  14. Xholankha the lost one
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    Yes jam....jamjar, we are definitely brewing something in this Lon period of silence...., it's definitely not that one of us has exams :/
     
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    Relieving! I thought at least one of you might have been doing other stuff... ;)
     
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    "Us"?

    I thought there was a mysterious ghostwriter beyond this sorry tale. Someone should call the police.
     
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    Someone should call the temple. Better still, you should call the temple police!
     
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    I think that a certain noir skink detective would be a better choice...
    but by all means take the boring choice if you want! :p:D
     
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    Kids these days. Don't know misquoted Monty Python Sketches. Now check the back of his neck for a tattoo.
     
  20. Xholankha the lost one
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    Hey hey!, the ghost writer is just having some fun, I didn't know it was a crime.
    *looks around at many blank sauri*
    Ahh ok....
    While you assemble your noir detectives and temple police, I'm just going to head off,
    *bolts down a side alley*
     
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