Or any suitable substitute that functions like an actual old war horn, with a deep, bass sound. And here's the clincher: I need to be able to have it in hand by Thursday morning, the 24th of January, because I fully intend to take it to Washington D.C. with me when my friends and I take the American capitol by storm with the rest of the March for Life. I've tried Google, Ebay, and various other sources, and I can't get ahold of anything that would actually work. Can ye Scaled Ones help a broseph out!? And yes, I know, I should have tried sooner, but between Final Exams, Christmas, my grandmother being in the hopsital, and work, I have had very little time, or cerebral capacity to remember non-necessities like this.