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Announcement Prepare for the Coup of the Century

Discussion in 'Announcements' started by Scalenex, Apr 1, 2020.

  1. Scalenex
    Slann

    Scalenex Keeper of the Indexes Staff Member

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    The important thing is that Scalenex am in charge of all of you. I have taken over in the most brilliant-good coup that the world has ever see-smelled. As long as you everything I say-squeak. All will be well.

    I never thought lizards essential
    They're crude and unspeakably plain
    But maybe they've a glimmer of potential
    If allied to my vision and brain
    I know that your powers of retention
    Are as wet as a kroxigor's backside
    But thick as you are, pay attention
    My words are a matter of pride
    It's clear from your vacant expressions
    The lights are not all on upstairs
    But we're talking kings and successions
    Even you can't be caught unawares
    So prepare for a chance of a lifetime
    Be prepared for sensational news
    A shining new era
    Is tiptoeing nearer
    And where do we feature?
    Just listen to teacher
    I know it sounds sordid
    But you'll be rewarded
    When at last I am given my dues
    And injustice deliciously squared
    Be prepared!
    It's great that we'll soon be connected
    With a king who'll be all-time adored
    Of course, quid pro quo, you're expected
    To take certain duties on board
    The future is littered with prizes
    And though I'm the main addressee
    The point that I must emphasize is
    You won't get a sniff without me!
    So prepare for the coup of the century
    Be prepared for the murkiest scam
    Meticulous planning
    Tenacity spanning
    Decades of denial
    Is simply why I'll
    Be king undisputed
    Respected, saluted
    And seen for the wonder I am
    Yes, my teeth and ambitions are bared
    Be prepared!
    Yes, our teeth and ambitions are bared
    Be prepared!


    Now everyone get to work.
     
  2. Killer Angel
    Slann

    Killer Angel Prophet of the Stars Staff Member

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    Yes-yes!

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  3. Imrahil
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    Gnaw-Gnaw, Imrahil
     
  4. Aginor
    Slann

    Aginor Fifth Spawning Staff Member

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    Ok....
     
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  5. Lizerd
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    Bubonic plague-disease! Yes-Yes
     
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  6. Unoalazar
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    I did not understand. Why is it all riddled with rats, now?

    This is not part of the great plan of the old ones.
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    Rats everywhere
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  7. Killer Angel
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    April's fool ;)
     
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  8. Lizards of Renown
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    @Scalenex

    Loving your work on the Lion King adaptation.
     
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  9. Y'ttar Scaletail
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    Thank the Horned One! I was sure-sure those foul scale-things were starting to work out I wasn't one-one of them. I just have to take-take off this scale-thing costu- er...erm...come on...uh...the zip-thing is stuck-stuck...erm...neek neek? *Flees*
     
  10. Caleb ex nihilo
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    THEY ARE IN THE STAR SHIP!!! To the armory!!!
     
  11. Lizards of Renown
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    Come brothers, do not be alarmed. This is all part of the Great Plan.

    Did you not see the Kroxigors and other beats were running low on food?

    And I for one was NOT looking forwards to building the pyramid for @Scalenex so this is a blessing.

    Armoury? No, no. Dungeons. Get the chains brothers.
     
  12. Kilvakar
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    Do not squirt musk of fear, clan-friends! Surely the Old On... I mean, uh, The Great Horned Rat must have brought this about for a reason-purpose, yes-yes! Soon you will see, all things will be as the Great Plan dictates, and the lizard-things will rule the Lustria-jungle once again!
     
  13. Lizerd
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    Guys Lustria has literally just become New York City
     
  14. hardyworld
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    Beautifully done! Love the stunning banner artwork. I have to ask once again....will that gorgeous banner artwork that this site ever be available for download? I'd love to have them all to use as desktop backgrounds.
     
  15. Scalenex
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    This may surprise you, but it turns out my plan to conquer the world failed.

    See, I had this plan to take over the world by implanting hypnotic devices in toys to take over the world.

    We had an exciting comedic adventure to pick all the pieces to make the hypnotic devices, but there was an unexpected last minute complication. See, we put the hypnotic devices into Star Wars toys and no one bought them.

    Pinky suggested I put devices in Mandalorian toys but I said "No Pinky, a large budget blockbuster is going to generate more fan goodwill than a low budget television show on a limited streaming service. Who would buy dolls of this long eared swamp dwelling infant?"
     
  16. Scalenex
    Slann

    Scalenex Keeper of the Indexes Staff Member

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    Sadly no. The artwork, like the regular artwork that we use outside of April 1st is owned exclusively by the Red Devil. He paid real money to get a professional artist to make the banner.
     
  17. Killer Angel
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    Killer Angel Prophet of the Stars Staff Member

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    I'm not worried. We have plenty of nights to try to take over the world
     
  18. xoid
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  19. hardyworld
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    I completely understand that answer, and why it remains unchanged. But a man can dream, but the owner has every right to do with it as they wish. It's just some of the best Warhammer artwork created. The artist did an outstanding job on all of it. And I still want to use it as a desktop background.
     
  20. The Red Devil
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    The resolution of the banners are not high enough to utilize them as desktop backgrounds, it would become way pixelated.
     

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