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Gallery Spawning of Bob and Friends

Discussion in 'Fluff and Stories' started by spawning of Bob, Apr 27, 2013.

  1. spawning of Bob
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    spawning of Bob Well-Known Member

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    Well, I think that might be going a bit far - a post should be enough.

    Bob's thanks go to Clockwork Lizard http://www.lustria-online.com/threads/from-the-depths-of-the-clockwork-jungle.10882/ for providing the catalyst for what follows.

    DISCLAIMER - if anything below causes anything other than amusement or badly clashes with your world view, personal message Bob and he will remove, or alter to your specifications any offending material ASAP.

    That got your attention......

    Anyhow, Bob has friends (Yes Qupakoco, some are real) and Bob has decided to let his friends see how he pictures them when he is reading their mystic glyphs. These mental images are based tenuously on names or other attributes. Perhaps it is better if I just demonstrate.

    Clockwork Lizard
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    Son of Bob suggested that there should be a hole of some kind. Oh, the innocence of youth.

    Scalenex
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    Scalenex self selected his own image with his dangerous obsession with the undead http://www.lustria-online.com/threa...ney-to-lustria-storm-of-magic-backstory.9750/ and http://www.lustria-online.com/threads/scalenexs-paint-log-and-fluff-piece-index.10274/

    Old Mossy
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    Easy and recycled image

    T'hinker'er
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    Cheap, and apologies to Auguste Rodin.

    Sticking with the Slann-in-bathroom theme:
    Newscales
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    Sorry about that. Option B was a Gangsta Rapper Lizardman. I don't know why.

    n810 - caused some hassles. What do you do with numbers?
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    Obvious really.
    (True story: First time around, I misspelled "Lizardmen" in the picture and had to repost it)

    Arli
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    You will now forever be Cap'n Aaaaarli in my heart. For those who don't know it, the old joke goes:
    Q- Where does a pirate captain keep his buccaneers?
    A- On either side of his buccan head.

    Caprasauridae
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    I'm pretty sure it is spelt "Coprosauridae". I've been meaning to correct you for a while.
    (Please PM me buddy, tell me its OK. I can do up a nice Viking one for you instead)

    Qupakoco
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    There could be only one image for you. Good luck with the night fighting.

    As I said: anything you would prefer to forget will disappear if you let me know. Or if you prefer, contact a moderator to get me hung up by my......wait, do Lizardmen have testicles? Fluff anyone?

    And if you feel you've been missed out on, reply to the post - no guarantees of inspiration or timeliness!

    New friends added 15/5/13

    ZaGreekie
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    The man is a genius. Or insane. Or both.
    Check his army http://www.lustria-online.com/threads/greek-themed-lizardmen-dual-carno-gen-and-bsb-update.10481/
    Yasou

    Stonecutter
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    Edit 21/5/13, Where T'hinker'er becomes a man of action, and Skillfull_Dan shows off.

    T'hinker'er 2
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    Skillfull_Dan
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    No Ladeez in Lustria, sorry Dan.

    New Friends 26/5/13

    Phatmotha-phuka
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    The first "self friending" Friend of Bob

    A matter of Perspective
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    How Bob sees them:

    Caneghem
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    Rychek
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    New friends 28/5/13

    Craken
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    If you thought you would get some kind of sea monster, you missed it by that much.....

    Mahtis
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    Why would I bother learning Finnish? I haven't yet fully mastered High Saurian http://www.lustria-online.com/threads/high-saurian.8006/

    New Friend added 4/6/13

    Ssword1995
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    New Friends added 9/7/13

    Keeper
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    or if you prefer:
    8l14.jpg

    And these next two are always hanging around the forum, but I've never seen them post anything! Come on and introduce yourselves http://www.lustria-online.com/forums/introductions.18/

    Bing
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    Google
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    New friend added 28/7/13

    Slanputin
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    New friends 31/7/13

    Ibisson
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    IronJaw
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    opportunities like this only come around once per edition

    New Friends 2/8/13

    Animaux
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    StormtruperTK41
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    Pofadder
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    New Friends 14/8/13

    PlasmaDavid
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    Thanks to Qupakoco for the idea

    Rikard
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    Sorry Rikard. Here are Rikard's sculpts: http://www.lustria-online.com/threads/aow-and-8th-ed-lm-contest.8844/

    The Hunted
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    ...Wabbit Season!..Lizard Season!...

    New Fwiends 14/8/13

    FavoredoftheOldOnes
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    The Red Devil
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    New Friend 23/8/13

    Rettile
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    New Friend 30/8/13

    The Scottish Saurus
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    New Friends 20/9/13

    Silverbolt
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    THE_LAIR
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    Spiny Norman
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    New Friend 7/10/13

    Lizardmatt
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    Public Safety Announcement 10/10/13

    VampTeddy
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    Numerous sightings in the Lustria area indicate that he may be at large here.

    If you see this criminal, or his known associates, "Knuckles" Qupakoco and Nate "The Forger" n810, do not approach them as they are considered armed and dangerous. Report them to authorities immediately.

    It is possible he may attempt to use false ID.
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    This is not a genuine Spawning of Bob Avatar! It is a cunning fake!

    New Friend 19/10/13

    Dreadgrass
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    First new friend of 2014! Happy Chinese New Year (Year of Horse)

    Gorgosaurus
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    New Friends 4/2/14

    Yeah, right Connosaurus. Whatever you say.....
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    Overlord of Serpents
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    New friend 7/2/14

    lizard_sNow
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    New friend, New technology 4/9/14

    Korhedron
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    New friend (?) 5/4/15
    Scolenex
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    New Friend 6/4/15
    Kcibrihp-Esurc
    [​IMG]


    New friend 12/4/15
    road kill crow lordkingcrow

    [​IMG]


    New Friend 15/4/15

    @SilverFaith
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    New Friend. Hopefully. 18/4/15

    The Red Devil
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    New Friend 20/4/15

    @pendrake
    [​IMG]

    New Friends 23/4/15

    NIGHTBRINGE
    R
    [​IMG]

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    New Friend 3/5/15

    @little-myth coldblooded
    [​IMG]

    New Friend 7/5/15

    Caprasuridae (in a near inexplicable NexS1 and Caprasauridae mash up)
    [​IMG]

    This post is full! Check my next one below for more friends.
     
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  2. n810
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    n810 First Spawning

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    :D :D :D :D :D
    Great stuff Bob.
    (N810 always ASF's)
     
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  3. spawning of Bob
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    The Bob and Friends Post above is at it's size limit. More friends will go here.

    New Friend 15/5/15

    @The Sauric Ace - Tally-ho!
    [​IMG]

    New Friend 26/5/15
    @JamJar Binks
    [​IMG]


    New Friend 2/6/15
    @StinkySkinky

    [​IMG]

    New Friend 5/6/15

    @matt-auton
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    because of this pure Lustrian gold.

    Updated Friend 17/6/15

    @JamJar
    [​IMG]


    Old Friend 9/8/15
    @novatomato
    [​IMG]

    New Friend 28/8/15

    @Rednax
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    New Friend 7/9/15
    @Hyperborean
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    Because this. Just go with it.

    New Friend 17/9/15
    @Tlac'Natai the Observer

    [​IMG]

    New Friend 2/11/15 @Oxytol

    Umm. OK...?
    [​IMG]
     
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  4. Scalenex
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    Scalenex Keeper of the Indexes Staff Member

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    Should have given him "Always Strikes Frist" I guess you said Always ASF. That means Always always strike's first so that's kind of a typo. Like saying "where is the ATM machine?"

    EDIT: Perhaps I can put Bob's picture in my signature or failing that Avatar on the Carpe Noctern forum (not that I post there much but my signature says "Fear the Skink zombies!"
     
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  5. spawning of Bob
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    Come now Scalenex, we are not here to mock or belittle our friends and allies.

    And .... spilling over into the next post...

    New Friend from the increasingly crowded realm of chaos 8/12/15
    @tom ndege

    [​IMG]


    Old Friend 14/3/16 - @Crowsfoot

    [​IMG]


    New friend 2/4/16
    Coldblood the Skaven
    [​IMG]
     
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  6. Arli
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    ARRRR Matey!

    Good Stuff Bob!
     
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  7. newscales
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    Fun and amusing across the board. I think I would prefer a gangster rapper lizard, but I like the pun on the scales part. Not sure how to pun scales into a rapper meme tho. Great stuff Bob!
     
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  8. spawning of Bob
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    Anything is possible.....

    gangstaco.jpg

    However, I prefer the quiet dignity of the Slann.
     
  9. Caprasauridae
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    Boy, was I surprised to find myself in there along with the legends of Lustria Onlne! Thanks Bob, you made me blush! Oh, and no, there has been no spelling mistake in my username. It is a sort-of-pun from my last name. It means goat in Italian, by the way, if you happened to need any ammo...
     
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  10. newscales
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    Love it! 110%! Awesome drawing.
     
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  11. spawning of Bob
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    Ah, Thanks Caprasauridae. Goats are cool. I see a Beastman / Lizardmen alliance coming up (standard of drawing - desperate)

    Just in case the joke I above did was too subtle, try typing "copro" into google and see what you get.....
    "Crapasauridae" (which is probably how N810 spells your name) would have done the job too, but that would make Bob seem to be a potty humour advocate rather than an intellectual.
     
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  12. Caprasauridae
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    Beastlizardmen actually sound really cool! And yeah, I knew the meaning already, but probably wouldn't had made the connection (pun mastery level: not sufficient enough) without the descriptive text. Thanks for all the joy you bring to this forum, Bob!
     
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  13. Qupakoco
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    Should I change my name to Qupakophy? Haha.

    Bob, you are hilarious.
     
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  14. newscales
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    Bestizard
     
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  15. T`hinker`er
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    Yes, it's true, I do some of my best t'hinkering on the John ;)

    And the resemblance is uncanny (too far?)
     
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  16. Old Mossy
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    hahaha, how have I missed this up until now? My favourite has to be stonecutter's. "These sculptures are an unrealistic depiction of lizards."
     
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  17. T`hinker`er
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    Should I mention that my name has nothing to do with being a great thinker (which I am surely not), but is rather a play on the word "tinker" ?

    tin┬Ěker

    Noun
    (esp. in former times) A person who travels from place to place mending pans, kettles, and other metal utensils as a way of making a living.

    Verb
    Attempt to repair or improve something in a casual or desultory way, often to no useful effect.

    Synonyms
    noun. tinsmith
    verb. mend
     

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  18. Arli
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    It stinks that Bob made the wrong association.....

    :D
     
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  19. spawning of Bob
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    T'inker'er
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    Happy now?
     

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  20. Old Mossy
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