Then (as it was a multiple entry contest), I thought "what the hell" and entered a second poem, meant to be a bit of a funny one. Much to my surprise, it ended up winning the contest (tied with another from @Infinity Turtle and then in a subsequent run-off election managed to squeak past by one vote). "In the Mind of a Kroxigor" Pretty little skinkies, running all around, Pretty little skinkies making lots of sounds, What's that little skinky? Fighting does abound? Dwarves go squish, Elves go snap, Humans splat, Just like that Someone touch a skinkie, will get ripped apart, Rip off their heads and die, wasn't very smart, What's that little skinkie? Fight another part? Rats go squeak, Chaos go crack, Beastmen whine, Break their backs, YOU HURT PRETTY SKINKIE?!?!? RIP, TEAR, POUND, BITE, STOMP YOU HURT PRETTY SKINKIE?!?!? DIE, DIE, DIE, DIE, CHOMP Pretty little skinkie, turns out he's okay, Pretty little skinkie, let's go back and play.